Are you a lil guy? Do you like to hang out in people pockets? Do you often think of yourself as a tiny little mouse person doing mischief at night way past your bedtime, in the corner of the room gobbling up a morsel of cheese you've found before running under the skirting boards and hiding in the walls to giggle for a bit? Everybody loves the lil guy and its you in your tiny new hat, how cute you will look standing only 2 inches tall wearing this item as you scuttle around peoples ankles trying not to be stood on.
PRODUCT WARNING: HAT IS NORMAL HUMAN SIZED PLEASE DO NOT ORDER THIS HAT IF YOU ARE 2 INCHES IN HEIGHT IT WILL LOOK SILLY ON YOU, YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO USE THIS THING AS A BOAT WITH YOUR TINY BODY. DO NOT BUY THIS.
• 100% cotton corduroy
• Soft, unstructured crown
• Cotton twill sweatband and taping
• Adjustable buckle
